Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Battle Of The Worlds

With The New World came new religion,similar to paganism.. one popular legend was the Great






Battle Of Juggernaut And Fat Shit Andrew... There are 2 known photos











Juggernaut

Andrew
They were both the god's of Space And Time,respectively. The Juggernaut came after a excavition of an old temple had released him from his timeless cell to wreak havoc on the work with his power to create anti-matter a matter so potent it could destroy all matter which would mean the destruction of the world and possibly the universe.
After a week with all the world in terrified of this new god which even King Bryan could not control. It was then at the 11th hour that Andrew God Of time came down and battled with The Juggernaut.
The clouds were now circling above them, The dying wind slowing down..a silence envelops the enviorment..as Anwar now Furious that his Captor was here once again for this Final Showdown.
Anwar Runs towards his enemy as both of them start grappling and punching at each other oblivious to the fact that each blow had a disastrous impact to everything around them
It was then realised by Adrian Choy...master scientist of Bryan Land that the destruction of either gods would create a catacalystic event that even 3 Newton's Awesomness could not contain.
it was then that a NEW god the god of teaching, Ms.Norul CAME from a diverse dimention and defeated both bosses... She then came to 3 newton and gave them a scepter calling it the 'brianmehtalvpaicheelishadrianlisaraquirevincentainfoungzixengkokweizhwhiteboykentor'
She said with this gift U will rule ALL of KDU!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Diamonds are expensive

with the absence of Kok Wei the group that kills Bryan now only known as K.G.B. or Kill Gay Brian.. Nobody knows who Brian is..but it's figure that he is probably gay. Has gone Underground.

It's Main Function is to eliminate all forces of straightness in bryan's powerful empire therefore rendering his monarchy testorene-less and a simple take over will involve screaming men in frilly underwear, and probably barbie dolls

it's Leader known as M..has hired his number one agent 008... Famous for beating a USSR named leader Le Chiffre in baccarat he was, a well known business man who had gambled his fortune in brothels around the Motherland. His mission was to assassinate a goon* of Bryan's..named Pai her who was responsible for the killing of the Kangaroos

Agent 008 also know as Bong,Ms.Bong. her favourite drink also known as a vesper martini involves alot of alcohol that i cant remember...but i DO remember it's colourless.

The Counter-Attack: A direct assassination will not be successful as humans are expendable. After the killing she'll be made a saint and a replacement will be found the next day. No, intelligence has discovered Pai Her is venal, and can be bought. 008's mission is to seduce her..with Diamonds and Sims3.

*a bully or thug, esp. one hired to terrorize or do away with opposition

**edit: I AM NOT A GOON. I CANNOT BE BOUGHT FOR YOUR INTELLIGENCE HAS MADE A MISTAKE. NOW YOU WILL SUFFER MY WRATH AND FURY.

oh and andrew wants to talk about his 'pro level' which isn't VERY high:O

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Death Of a Minister

It's 2051...a year after supreme bryan's Friendly take-over of the new world.. There has been tension brewing between him and his once best friend Aaron Lee Kok Wei his, head of Education also known as M.O.E. or MOE.


Kok wei, who married bryan's once possible queen Astrid had 2 children. Kok jr. and chun li. He had caught them cheating together, bryan was eventually known as Sex God.. and he was 10x more powerful then the johor king known as sex king!

Kok wei was furios and was willing to kill his king, and has already formed an alliance known only as "the group that kills king bryan".

Bryan had heard that his friend was plotting against him and seeked the help of his close firiend ADD-ELE. To assasinate him.

March 14th was a solemn day for bryan. He had convinced his minister to meet him in the Petronas Twin Towers as only bryan knew the purpose of KLCC.*ask if u want to know LOL there he waited in between the towers

A kilometre away, ADD-ELE was preparing to kill a beloved minister. she stands atop the menara KL tower Draganov in hand she puts the scope in the eye...sings the song she learnt in assasin school

You'll confirm he's Dead.
YES! you'll get to bed
!

She aims at his Throat, the final adjustments are made and she waits for the wind to die down. She squezzes not pulls. Suddenly, King Bryan terminates the mission and instead sends Kok Wei To Kazakhstan to liberate the guerilla forces of BORAT!

NICE!

In The absence of kok wei, the postion of MOE had been left vacant this had caused astrid to be the new MOE. Here are some pics of astrid and ADD-ELE! lol i dont remember editing xD
Delete that pic orelse. Im serious.







Thursday, June 25, 2009

Our Education-A post by Lee Kok Wei



Ladies and Gentleman,

















My name is AARON Lee Kok Wei, and today i present to you.my plan for our NEW education SYTSTEM!



As new minister i promise changes in our world history and change the flaws or our old world history.

Firstly, i will change the way melaka was founded..it is not as our history book say that it came from a book it was actually the founder of melaka wanted to call it after himself therefore ME-la-ka and then in typical malaysian fashion he added a LA turning it into ME-LA..the KA has been a much debated issue but it has been agreed that after a huge argument he used the word celaKA! therefore turning it into MELAKA



STAY TUNED FOR MORE KOK WEI KNOWLEDGE

In the beginning



IN the bible..the first words are..'IN the beginning.'





this is my beginning.





The Year is 2050...and the world is in peril... The war on terror has hit an all time high nobody know's who will win Archuletta supporters or the Cooks. This Has caused much unrest as countries begin their own civil was on which was the better AMERICAN IDOL.. this has caused a void that had to be filled... Bryan Mehta. found this void and took his chance and conquered the world. This had caused Earth to be renamed 'Bryan's Funland'.





He has slaved the entire world to do every single one of his idiotic whims. His victory was not easy though.. and there were many legendary wars..against such foes as THE SHIGAMNATOR or even the dreaded ZUNIZAN-TALIBAN.





IN this land...ruled through a monarchy which holds BRYAN as king Megan Fox as his FOXY queen HAHAHA. and his friends as head of various ministries



  • Lee Kok Wei-Education

  • Brian Chu-Religion and Cultural

  • Lim Zhou Han- Marriage and Family Affairs

  • Adrian Choy- Sports and Fitness

  • Foo Yung Ken- Prison and stuff


The world's history has been divided to the new-er more awesome-er world and the old world.. A new order has begun

PICS WILL BE UPLOADED SOON
ALL HAIL BRYAN!